We guys don’t care if you talk to other guys .
We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys .
But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off .
It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we’re still there .
We don’t care if a guy calls OR TEXTS you .
but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned .
Nothing is that important at 2am .
Also, when we tell you you’re pretty / beautiful/ gorgeous / cute / stunning, we freaking mean it .
Don’t tell us we’re wrong .
We’ll stop trying to convince you .
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence .
Yeah, you can quote me .
Don’t be mad when we hold the door open .
Take Advantage of the mood im in .
Let us pay for you!
don’t ‘feel bad’
We enjoy doing it .
It’s expected .
Smile and say ‘thank you’ .
Kiss us when no one’s watching .
If you kiss us when you know somebody’s looking, we’ll be more impressed .
You don’t have to get dressed up for us .
If we’re going out with you in the first place, you don’t have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own .
We like you for who you are and not what you are .
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she’s just in her pj’s .
or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up .
Don’t take everything we say seriously .
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it .
Don’t get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don’t talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us .
It’s boring, and we don’t care. You have girlfriends for that .
Whatever happened to the word ‘handsome’/’beautiful’
i’d be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with ‘Hey handsome!’ instead of ‘Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy’ or whatever else you can think of .
On the other hand im not sayin’ i woulndnt like it ether ;)
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren’t being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!!
Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population & find someone who will treat you with utter respect .
Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest .
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes .
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel .
Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the eyes ….and say ‘i love you’ ..and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance.
im gunna say this once, i may not say this to you directly but hopefully you’ll know that this is to you
what the hell happened to you man ? you were a good friend before, you were an alright person, you got me a nice birthday present and all
yeah yeah, i know you dont seem the same, you dont feel the same, you’re not urself anymore but wtf man ! stop being such a jerk . stop compensating your pain by being all over other chicks whether it’d be talking/flirting to them non stop or being such a dickhead .
yes, we’ve both established that we dont talk anymore but instead of not giving two fucks, at least give one on the way you’re acting and what you’re saying. dont be so straight up about everything .
heads up for the future buddy ! you’re the fool here .
Sluts. There’s one thing about being a true slut that people need to learn from them. Usually they have the best confidence around. They do what they want, and people are aware, and still do it. They accepted who they are, and truly don’t give two shits about what other people say or think. Have the confidence of a slut.
Players. We all know that being a player, is viewed as a minus in our society, but they maintain one trait that is needed to survive in life. Their attitude. They know what they’re doing, and at their best they control every situation they create. If a bitch walks out on a player, the player will just say “on to the next one.” That’s what people need to do, don’t let one thing hold you back, you should be on top of your shit. Have the attitude of a player.
Gentlemen. Women love gentlemen, because they simply know how to do everything right, mainly all the little things that regular people have such a hard time doing for some reason. They have manners, they treat people with respect, even if those people are strangers. They’re polite, and they know how to tolerate people’s bullshit. Every woman, and man should have the personality of a gentleman. Just doing all of this will make you a generally good person. Have the personality of a gentleman.
Now go S.P.G. your life.
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you’ve done.
01. Smoked.
02. Drank alcohol.
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone’s room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend’s crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you’d be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 59%
1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
jager ... LMAO
2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
canley heights - tay do
3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
malibu
4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
lips .. ><"
5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
fine arts
6. Best kind of pizza?
supreme
7. Is your bedroom window open?
yeahh !
8. What is in store for your future?
tafe and hopefully gettting my dream job working in the airport :D
9. Who was the last band you saw live?
ive never seen a band live :S
10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
i try to :D
11. What is your favorite soda?
sprite ? LOL i dont drink soda
12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
903 :(
13. When was the last time you purchased something over 0?
over 0 ? LOL ughh this sunday
14. Where is the last place you drove to?
school ? :S LOL
15. Are you experienced?
what do u mean .. LMAO
16. Any historical figures that you envy?
not really
17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
i dont own one ?
18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
like last month
19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
glue and bardot
20. Where did your last kiss take place?
at canley heights station
21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
like brushing my teeth i think ? O_O
22. Are you a quitter?
i try not to be but if something is difficult, its not worth doing - homer simpson
23. Who do you miss the most?
umm .. i dont know
24. Can you speak another language?
yeah, viet
25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
no .. LOL
26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
last week
27. Nickname?
carl, caz etc LOL
28. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
sport shirt, black shirt, pj's, black undies & bra
29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
i dont really care, its their liver + their money
30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
not really
31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
wtf is that LOL
32. What was the last CD you purchased?
ive never even bought one
33. What are two bands or singers that you will alwys love?
trey songz & usher omfg LOL
34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
lust & pride
35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
nope
36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
ughh .. starbucks ?
37. Have you ever been offered a job?
no :(
38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
no O_O
39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
never :D
40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
mum
41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
yep
42. Miss someone?
maybe i dont know
43. How is your last ex doing?
ughh he has a gf and he's prolly doing alright i guess
44. Is there someone you want to fight?
yeah my sister that bitch LOL