WISHLIST 2013

WISHLIST 2013 by caroline-ngo featuring pandora rings

Labels: fashion, Marc by Marc Jacobs, Pandora, polyvore, style

Kinky Questions, go go go go

• 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? LOOOL maybe couch :)
• 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: bad lol felt very far away from it all
• 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: jacob from twilight LMFAO
• 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: stroking my back
• 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: in public ?
• 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
• 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: ughh .. LOL nothing weird really
• 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: maybe rope ?
• 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: pull my close with one hand on my back or hold my waste and push me towards you
• 10: Top or bottom? bottom
• 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
• 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? dont know ? LOL
• 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: um my lingerie set LOL
• 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
• 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: i dislike it cos i feel insecure ? LOL
• 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: nothing rly
• 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] yes .. it tastes slightly sweet and a bit sour 
• 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: yeah ? LOL
• 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? LMFAO NONE
• 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: CHOCOLATE or whipped cream LOLOLOL
• 21: How big is too big: dunno
• 22: One sexual thing you would never do: anal
• 23: Biggest turn on: biting
• 24: Three spots that drive you insane: back, back of neck and ear
• 25: Worst possible time to get horny: MY PERIOD
• 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: if a girl YES if a guy only a little bit
• 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: n/a
• 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: n/a
• 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: you're really hot ? LMFAO or you're really good at that LMFAO
• 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: wtf :( LMAO 
• 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: wtf is that
• 32: Fill in the blank: "If they hold my neck turn it and kiss/lick/bite my neck, we are fuckin"
• 33: What your favorite part of your body: dont have one
• 34: Favorite foreplay activities: n/a
• 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] sex > love
• 36: What do you wear to bed? tee & undies
• 37: When was the first time you masturbated: prolly around 15
• 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? nope LOL
• 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? .... LOL
• 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? yeah
• 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? YESSSSS
• 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? .. nothing
• 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? NO LMFAO WOT
• 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? no
• 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? ummm prolly hardstyle ?
• 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? ummm nothing
• 47: Most attractive celebrity? omg LOL too many to name
• 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? lesbian cos thats what i like ;)
• 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? what da fuark LOL
• 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? nope
• 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? uhhhhhhhhhhh people biting their nails
• 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) no
• 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) hm yes
• 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? i love it LOL
• 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? i wouldnt feel bad
• 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? :|
• 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? nope
• 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) nope
• 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? NO
• 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? YES
• 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? pornstar
• 62: Do you watch porn? sometimes
• 63: How small is too small? LMFAO that question is stupid
• 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? nope
• 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? jager and no LOL
• 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? .................. LOL NO i dont trust them
• 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? yes haha
• 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? OMFG YES LOL
• 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? no LOL
• 70: Booty or Boobs? booty ;)
• 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? jordan ? LOL
• 72: Have you ever been on an official date? no
• 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) no
• 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? SEXY MOTHAFUCKA
• 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) no and no LOL
• 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? HAHAHHA I'D DIE
• 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina i was like ... freaking the fuck out it was so gross (penis)
• 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? i would be a mega whore

Be Invasive

• 1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? No :/
• 2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? single and a tad confused :)
• 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? I would give them a 'wtf' look cos I dont think i am
• 4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? no LMAO cos im always the one saying that
• 5: Are you interested in anyone right now? maybe .. 
• 6: What are you looking forward to in the next week? yes lol cos i get paid 
• 7: Do you want to be single? yes and no
• 8: Did you go out or stay in last night? go out .___.
• 9: How late did you stay up last night? 2:30 ? .__. LOLL
• 10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot? omg yes i had this epiphany while listening to 'hate that i love you' at 4am and balled my eyes out
• 11: Last three things you had to drink? water .. milk and before that some port
• 12: Have you pretended to like someone? yes lol
• 13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? yes
• 14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? yes .. LMFAO
• 15: Is it hard for you to get over someone? no
• 16: Think back five months ago, were you single? yes
• 17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? waiting for the train to visit my dad in hospital
• 18: Hold hands with anyone this week? yes :$
• 19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? NO :/
• 20: What would you name your future daughter? no name fuck face .. nah jks
• 21: Do you miss anyone? a little
• 22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night? no i aint no hoe !
• 23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? no 
• 24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? yes
• 25: Have you ever cried from being so mad? yes
• 26: Who did you last see in person? what ? lol my mother
• 27: Are you listening to music right now? yes
• 28: What is something you currently want right now? money and smokes and alcohol and some action
• 29: What is the last thing you said out lot? "are you going to eat that?"
• 30: How is your heart lately? good 
• 31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? sometimes if its freezing
• 32: Are you wearing socks? nop
• 33: What do people call you? caroline
• 34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? via text probably but then again i dont like them
• 35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? yes
• 36: Who did you last share a bed with? jager
• 37: Did you do something bad today? well yes i ate a shit load of junk food
• 38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? last night
• 39: Do you get stressed out easily? yes
• 40: Will you sing today? no i sound like a cat dying from lung cancer
• 41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? all the time
• 42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone? any of my close friends 
• 43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance? nope
• 44: What are you listening to right now? Jay Z & Kanye West Ft. Beyonce - Lift Off
• 45: What is wrong with you right now? almost everything
• 46: What is on your wrists right now? nothing i just took off my marc by marc jacob watch
• 47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? zara
• 48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? HOT CHOCOLATE
• 49: Do you make wishes at 11:11? no
• 50: Are you a good artist? no
• 51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? i guess so
• 52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? no
• 53: Ever been on a golf cart? nope
• 54: Do you have trust issues? nope
• 55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who? yes .. with peter boy
• 56: Do you own something from Hot Topic? nope
• 57: Do you use chap stick? nope
• 58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face? yes LOL best feeling 
• 59: Do you have a little sister? no
• 60: Have you ever been to New York? nope
• 61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? vanessa & yes (hopefully)
• 62: Have you hugged someone within the last week? ofc
• 63: What were you doing at midnight last night? trying to shower ?
• 64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? YES
• 65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? yes :)
• 66: Were your last three kisses from the same person? yes ..... i think LOL
• 67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? yes
• 68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? 98% by myself 
• 69: Will next Friday be a good one? hopefully !

Give me some confidence

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• Zero - Who was your last text from? Daniel
• One - What/who is your icon? Miranda Kerr
• Two- Your relationship status? SINGLE
• Three - Have you ever lost a close friend? no
• Four - What is your current mood? angry cos i ran out of chocolate
• Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names? julie
• Six - Where do you wish you were right now? at woolies lol getting chocolate
• Seven - Have a crazy side? yes ;)
• Eight - Ever had a near death experience? no
• Nine- Something you do a lot? lick my lips ?
• Ten - Angry at anyone? no
• Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ? i dont like anyone ?
• Twelve - When was the last time you cried? umm .. LOL i forgot but it was prolly some movie
• Thirteen- What are you really good at ? persuading people to buy useless shit LOL
• Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep? food and money
• Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm? SLEEPING :D
• Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ? DARK
• Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? my dad
• Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? daft punk i guess ?
• Nineteen - What are you doing right now? doing this quiz, drinking green tea
• Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now? no one lawl
• Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? bardot
• Twenty two - Heavy metal music? hate it
• Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged. my sister
• Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone? YES LAWL
• Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now? myself 
• Twenty six - What should you be doing right now? WATING CHOCOLATE
• Twenty seven - What are you listening to? j. cole - werk out (overwerk remix)
• Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go? zara or dj's
• Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you? my mother
• Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like? i dont like anyone .___.
• Thirty one - What is your eye colour? brown
• Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh? uhhhh my workmate?
• Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry? my sister
• Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora? NEITHER
• Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight? straight
• Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours? no
• Thirty seven - One thing you want right now? CHOCOLATE 
• Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months? let's hope not lol
• Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say? "Just finished work. Today was extra bad"
• Forty - Are you worried about the future? yes and no 
• Forty one - Are you happy with life right now? i guess ?
• Forty two - Are you currently jealous? lets hope not or we're gunna have a real problem
• Forty three – Who's your best guy friend? kevin i guess ?
• Forty four -Do you forgive or forget? yeah i do
• Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school? the idgaf im a kid attitude
• Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ? not sure
• Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends? vanessa, felicia and ... no one else ? maybe linda 
• Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to? life
• Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now? maybe .. maybe not. hopefully not
• Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to? but is that a good thing cos gurl i cant be your man, no ma'am